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1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
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the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part - usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of Jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just pissed on in which the speaker shares with that piss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.
"dude, this may be the booze talking, but that bitch is wrong for you." "what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense."
OR:
i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.
OR:
poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.
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A KICK ASS Horror/Political/Punk band from houston texas.
Formed in 2005, they play shows at anti-war rallys and gigs at places around houston.
ME: you going to the Drunken Meditation show tonight?
Friend: Hell yea!! they rule!
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when one person gets drunk(usually a female) and confesses their love for someone else that is also drunk,drunker,not as drunk,or even sober. They never meant what they said when they become sober again though.
drunken love is..
Drunk Britnie- Ooh Blake..i love you soo much..i want to be with you forever. lets go bang.
Totally in love with Britnie Blake- Really? oh my! i love you too.
Sober Britnie- i never said that. i dont love you..?!
Blake- =(
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Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha
We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!
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The act of, at your drunken peak, having dirty sex with a friend or a stranger. Can lead to lesbian sex. Is generally either thought to be a dream, barely remembered or totally forgotten. Afterwards vomiting can result because of all the alcohol sloshing around. Also leads to regret in the morning, if remembered.
Dude, I totally think I had drunken sex with Brie last night.
OMG! I think I had drunken lesbian sex last night!
Did you see Tara and Emily having drunken sex last night? I wonder if they'll remember...
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A state in which a person has been annihilated by the consumption of alcohol, the amount of which is well above his/her tolerance level. Once the subject has imbibed past the limit, massive retardation sets in, resulting in the stupor. The person in this state is often referred to as a drunken moron.
A male in a drunken stupor is likely to make an ass out of himself in front of anyone around. Some activities he may participate in while in the stupor: starting fights, drunken boxing, drunk dialing, drunk texting, flirting, telling everybody he knows that he loves them, stumbling, staggering, stammering, slurring, drunken dancing, and anything else that is obnoxious and unreasonable.
That guy must have game, look at him entertain that group of hotties over there.
No, they're laughing at him, not with him; he's in a drunken stupor. Note how he can't stand up straight.
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