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Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.
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An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
A very fine female who appeals to your likings.
Dang dawg you see that Honey Due walk by. She was so fine.
It literally says “you are two balls!” Meaning 2 people that are annoying.
Child:Io e mio fratello vogliamo il gelato!
Dad:Voi siete due palle eh
Man that was so simple, I didn't see it or figured it out. What a DUE Dumb User Error!
A non-American male dude; a man who's nationality is other than North American or was born outside the United States. If the male is European, but was born in the United States, he is still considered a Due.
That European Due is so cool!
I didn't know you were from the Middle East man! Sorry Due!
To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.