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Tarquin(s) is a name to describe any douchebag of middle or upper class origin.
Notable habits include use of unecessary vocabulary, and their pursual of women by pretending to be interested in poetry. They tend to buy fair trade and are often vegetarian.
Coldplay and Keane are all Tarquins.
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Some would describe as piffle whizz dong but on further acquaintance can only be described as fucking hot, sexy, funny, smart, totally delicious, tummy churningly yummy. Love love love .............The cougar says I LIKE IT
piffle.....grrrr............wow....that Tarquin is one hot piece of ass
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A person who appears on a bluetooth search, but you will be unable to locate or find ever again. No matter how many people there are in the room/train/church/etc.
I tried searching for 'Foxxxy' on bluetooth again. I'm beginning to think this is a tarquin.
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Tarquin's are funny, smart and talkative. Most Tarquin's either are very attractive and caring, or very attractive, but a dick to everyone.
Personally I know a few Tarquin's, and they aren't dicks to me.
E.g.
Girl 1:
"Do you like tarquin, I think he's a bit of a dick."
Girl 2:
"Yes! Tarquin isn't a dick he's cute and funny, I'd totally date him!"
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reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of!
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a pantsless schmoozer who rapes women (or men, as it were).
thsi type of person also can be used as an alias when going in-disguise on-stage for cultural shows.
often full of wisdom because of their seniority, hence the anomaly of the tarquin.
naomi went on stage when they called her up, but told the mc her name was 'tarquin.' now everyone's gonna think she's a rapist.
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A self-proclaimed magician who rips off, cons and assaults innocent people.
I am Tarquin; be thrilled by my magic while I steal your watch or bash in your face.
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