"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."
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The poop shute, the dark side, anal intrusion with the miner's light on.
A dung funnel is commonly use in porn when all other holes are in use. A boab in the bums worth two in the bush.
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Dung Jiving is when two or more people are communicating and one person is operating under an assumption which causes them to misinterpret what the other person is saying. Dung Jiving sometimes causes an argument based on the false assumption. This can become very confusing especially when the persons assumption is something that cannot be disclosed either due to pride, arrogance or sworn secrecy. NOTE: this term only applies if the person's assumption is FALSE.
"Hey, wow, my brother is an idiot"
"Why? What'd he do this time?"
" That boy is a Dung Jiving FIEND"
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'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.
i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung
i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
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poop in backyard of most mexican houses ( casa )
governator is trying to figure out how to push mexican dung back south of the boarder and still remain governator!
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...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...
...I saw on live news feed that two of my facebook friends had joined a facebook group supporting the proposition that the Dung Beetle can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...
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A wonderful insect which helps the world by rolling poop into delicate intricate balls. It is often farmed for clearing dung. Most people would die to adopt it. It's sooo cute!
Here, meet my pet which is a dung beetle.
She loves rolling your poop into ballssss.
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