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Dyslexia

Dyslexia is race. It’s a distinct race between the African American and Indian. This race is less than 1% of the population making it the rarest race known historically.

Hey what race are you?

Oh I’m dyslexic! But the full name is dyslexia

by Rrrrraind April 27, 2018


Dyslexia

I have dyslexia,ADD and a panic disorder.
I got bullied for having dyslexia and its much MORE than just reading and writing and getting letters wrong and numbers.
Dyslexia also makes it hard to understand things like which way is right and which way is left and having to read instructions multiple times and with add on the side I have a hard time following instructions and understanding them which makes doing school work hard But because of my dyslexia and ADD I’m very visual and I’m super creative I’m not booksmart I’m visually smart and I’m an activist I might not be the smartest in class but I am very educated on alot of social topics and art .

Emily:Omg I’m so dyslexic I just wrote Jake with a C ahhaha I’m so dumb.
The kid with dyslexia:Stfu that’s not dyslexia you’re just dumb dyslexia is much more than just letters stupid!

by I’mgay August 19, 2020


Dyslexia

A disease where you can’t spell that good because all the letters float around

She probably has dyslexia if she can’t spell

by Yaurabitch February 11, 2023


Nautical Dyslexia

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.

Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.

by Crashhopper July 26, 2017


Existential Dyslexia

English, Phrase (Philosophical/Medical) Psycological Or Cognitive Pediment created by subconscious bias memory reinforcement and our inability to perceptually grasp the nature of time. A point in life at which you are no longer sure if it is more frightening looking at how far you've come, or imagining ahead to how much farther you may yet have to go. In life you may feel a deep sense of nostalgia for the past for many reasons, one of which may be caused by our brains interplay of; Our subjective "sense of time", the process by which we fabricate memories to order time, and the nature of time relative to ones own personal experiences. Overly disproportionate cognitive biases, becoming so tenuous it balances out, and the fear of an uncertain future vs. reinforcement of positive past memories cancel one another, causing longing for the "good ole days" when in reality they were likely neither as "good" nor as fond as one remembers.

Example
Kenan, "Wow man, I sure do miss Good Burger that was a better time, any day I would gladly go back."
Kel, " Actually the past was terrible, I think you may have EXISTENTIAL DYSLEXIA, you are only seeing the good parts in your mind because we tend to reinforce the fond memories, and the future always has a potential for uncertainty which carries implicit fear of the unknown."
Kenan "Wow, Kel, you may be right, I never knew you were this intelligent..."
Kel "Huh? Oh yea... WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOW MAY I GIVE YOU YOUR GOOD BURGER??!"

by JMorrow March 30, 2024


Soul Dyslexia

When a person can't spell but are considered dyslexic.

"Look at how Gimzo spelled that sentence she must have soul dyslexia "

by omgitstrs November 12, 2020


Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.

"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"

by trutherbotnet May 18, 2020