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Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...
Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...
person 1:how to survive earthquake person 2:tell your momma not to fall outta bed
An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.
The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
How to spell earthquake if you're stupid
At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".
The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!