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An English guy with an extremely attractive mother. Edward's always talk about how much they hate minorities and women. If you are a girl and an Edward likes you, you are probably fat or under the age of 15. Edwards love talking about politics and sports and will shit on you if they disagree. Also if you are poor, Edwards will probably bully you.
Patrick: I don't have enough money for dinner
Edward: You stupid poor oaf
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A bitch ass nigga that’s obsessed with a girl named Ivette and also a fake friend
Edward Got a small dick
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A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.
i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!
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A piece of shit nigga that is obsessed with a girl named ivette
Edward, a bitch ass nigga that is pussy
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Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.
I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake
The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
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when you say something really fucked up, then blame it on somebody else
Edward: "hey Hitler was doing the right thing"
Edward: "Eric forced me to say it"
Eric: "wow, stop Edwarding me man"
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