Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.
Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.
Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.
After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.
Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.
Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.
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A hog farmer is a pimp, who pimps fat hoes.
Reggie: Dayumm look at Cletus!!!! Ery hoe he got fat as HELL!!!
Gerald: Dat boi Cletus, he a hog farmer!
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One who harvests pubes when they are in season.
Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.
Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.
No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.
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