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1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes
1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file
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A Lawyer or Consultant who adds time to overcharge their clients for work completed to meet their billable goals of the firm
Did you hear that Kate is getting a huge bonus check from the firm?
I heard. She is a huge file wacker. She bills her clients more than she actually is at the office.
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A person who is always looking for new files to add to their USBs/computer hard drives, copying and pasting as many files as they can from other people to their own data storers, finding the most boring things that others look at entertaining. When shown a video by a friend, a file-whore will go off to download said video within the first 30 seconds of watching it and then go off to download other files.
Example #1
Tom: I was watching these really funny videos today, about this guy who-
Sam(excitedly): Cool, can you give me a copy?
Tom: God, Sam; you're such a file-whore.
Example #2
Tom plugs his USB into Sam's computer to show him a file. While going through the files to find the one he wishes to show, Sam will see his other files dart across the screen, dazzling him. The uninteresting files will appear to him as things resembling delicious pies, causing him to request a "copy" of these files.
A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.
Securing the file.
File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.
There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."
That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"
"That's a nice Gooterman File."
"I'm hungry."