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this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.
Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you
Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes
when someone says they'll be back in a minute but they end up taking hours to get back
Adrian: I'll be back, give me a minute. Start the match without me
also Adrian: *comes back with a diploma, his new wife and kids, and a new dog*\
friends: looks like he took an Adrian minute
Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.
I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute
About 420 seconds
The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.
tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?
fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?
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A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.
I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.
It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.
The period of time you're legally allowed to leave the classroom after if the teacher doesn't show up
Aaron was acquitted of all charges after the judge didn't show up within 15 minutes
According to Justin Timberlake, that's what we've only got to save the world.
We've only got 4 Minutes to save the world
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