Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

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What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

What do you wanna eat?

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.

Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"