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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 11, 2011


What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 13, 2021


What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 08, 2023


What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 02, 2025


what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 10, 2023


Nate, what are you doing man?

refers to a scene in the film "Imperium" where the main character, Nate, hosts a riot for white supremacy. In which a colored actor asks "Nate, what are you doing man?", to where Nate responds "Shut the fuck up nigger"

You: "Nate, what are you doing man?"

someone: "shut the fuck up nigger"

by bearded dragons r kewl March 12, 2024


What do you mean

Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said

Jack: “I think Games of Thrones Season 8 was actually decent.”
Bill: “Wait what do you mean?”

by gptx July 19, 2023