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a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
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Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Murray: Call the poli-
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The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Maxien what do you want for dinner?
“I DUNNOOOOOI”
The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious
Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! is used when someone is doing something TRUELY despicable, This phrase is used when the are doing something that is NOT OKAY
Steve: Bruh you think that you know more than the average person about premarital hand holding and you Flex it by making songs and paragraphs about it!!
Yyson: BRUH DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!?!?! I ACTUALLY DO KNOW MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON IN THAT TOPIC!!!!! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT!!!!