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Upper-class fucking. Taking shit tons of coke and infiltrate the dick in her asshole
hey sir, i fornicated the shit out of that lady from the affair last night.
A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.
Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.
(Someone is driving reeeeaaaally slowly in front of me)
Fornicate n' absquatulate! That means fuck'n move!
Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.
Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.