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Foster care

State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.

Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.

Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...

by matildamay September 24, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

by The_Emu August 1, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foster The People

US's finest.
The band that makes us Europeans realize that Americans have a good taste.

A:Do you know Foster The People, a band from US?
B: nahh, some deep shit hiphop?
A:Absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country...

by Altix December 4, 2011

254๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


foster family

A family that is willing to take in someone deprived of love or their own family. A group of people who treat an outsider as one of their own.

"My foster family took me out with them to do something as a family."

by Kathug1738 February 13, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

by tedwilli9 July 27, 2008

138๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017