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Furby Oats

1. Derived from two words; "furby" refers to retardation, ugliness, lack of intellect, grotesquely hairy, poor (financially and morally), and dirty; and "oats" refers to the genetic seed. When stated together, the phrase usually includes "sowing furby oats," referring to breeding and pedigree, with some understanding of indiscretion or irresponsibility in the process for not preventing these negative characteristics from surfacing.

2. Furby oats are genetic characteristics - negative ones - passed along during mating/breeding.

3. A reference to poor upbringing, genetic disadvantages, and real-life problems not cured by maturity.

"Meg: That dude lives in a broken down trailer, puts all his money into video games, and thinks he is special because of an online character that he created. Yet in real life the dude is a complete douche bag who lives off his parents and the government. He is fat, balding, and is a little too 'close' with his pet dog, if you know what I mean.

Chucky: Yeah, his family quilt has been stitched together with really furby oats, if you know what I mean. They are all like that in his family.

Meg: So the lesson is, don't sow your furby oats, you ugly bastards!

Chucky: Yes, abstinence from sex with that gene pool is recommended."

by MegGolding91 June 21, 2011

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Elongated Furby

Furbies but like, long.

“That furby is long, I think it’s a elongated furby.”

“Britney shut up nobody cares about your sex life.”

by JesusCheezeIt November 10, 2019


Furby Time Machine

Pure genius

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.

by Quacklyn June 24, 2011


Furby

A robotic 90's toy made in English by Tiger Electronics and in Japan and possibly other international areas, Tomy. The Furby is a owl hamster hybrid that has a made up launguage called Furbish, which consists of made up syllables to make up sentences. (Ex. Ay-Tay = Hungry, Way-Loh = Sleep, etc.) The original 1998 Furbies were made with 8 generations, gen 1 being the most common to find Furbys from. They have other Furbys from different Years and eras like Shelby, Furby Baby, Furby Connect, Yoda Furbys and a lot more. The last era of Furby was the Furby Connect and was officially released currently around 6 year's ago. The original Furbys also had different eye colors, factorys, special editions, colors, voices, and were all so different. Some people think they're cute and collect them like me, some others (mainly a lot) think they're creepy and punt kick them up gutters, but I honeslty don't give one fuck, two fucks, Green fucks or blue fucks about your opinion on Furbys, positive or negative! (Sorry for any spelling errors or terrible wording)

"Look at my cute Furby"
"That Furby looks creepy"
"I like kicking Furbys till they bleed ink from their eyes"
"I customized my Furby and their so much cuter"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022


Furby

A fury robotic toy that will scare the living Jesus out of you, your kids, your buff uncle, and your fucking neighbor.
Those little shits will start screaming at 2 fucking AM with their demonic "WAkeY wAKeY, EgGs ANd BaKEy"

Don't. Buy. One. E V E R.

"You look like shit man, what happened?"
"My little sisters furby woke me up in the middle of the night bro.."
"B R O, your sister got one of those demons?!"
"Yes bro..i haven't slept in months.."
"Bro."
"Broooo."

by pleasekissmeomg August 28, 2018


Furby

A demon from the depths of hell attempting to look like a robotic owl (?) their front-facing eyes suggest them to be a predator. They speak a made-up language called "Furbish."

"That Furby scares me."

"I hate Furbies so much!"

by SeaNoodle January 3, 2023


Furby

when you are taking a piss and you pet your dog at the same time

Nothing like a good furby

by BigRed1775 July 24, 2021