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The act of buying or selling securities in the hope of making a profit
I just lost $1000 at the track, I think I'll stick to white collar gambling.
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oh yes the greasy grundle gamble is one of my favourite pastimes, the thrill of a lifetime! Its when you push your erect cock against the womans grundle. It will either slip in the vagina or slip in the ass and which ever hole it goes into is the hole you have sex in.
In the pink or in the stink, i can't decide lets have a greasy grundle gamble! By the grundlefull!
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A movement that seeks to make gambling legal absolutely everywhere and to promote the gambling life style and build casinos everywhere. Because it is the only known legal way to become a multimillionaire in a single day if you know what your doing. And because where you have gambling your will get whores and sex,drugs and whisky ect. and good things like that.
Support the gambling legalization movement.
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When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.
Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.
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When you see how far you can go on E without running out of gas.
I was gambling the gas tank so long my 16 gallon tank took 16.7
Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.
You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.
When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"