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global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 17, 2003


global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020


Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.

In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.

by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023

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global entry

Global Entry is a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) program that allows pre-approved clearance for low-risk travlers entering the Americas so that the rude agents do not stick their fingers in your bags and butt like they do every time I go to the Americas.

It took 16 minutes for me to pass customs because of the Global entry program

by Clifford69 February 20, 2018


Global Entertainer

Global Entertainer means a girl who fucks everyone around the world some slag

Yo bro this girl is a global entertainer why she travels around the world for some penis

by DoubleMFrmW9 September 13, 2023


The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017


global wanking

Our esteemed new President is denouncing global warning and will be completely screwing the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing Global Warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.

Rich: I need to get more sunscreen.
Tom: Why?
Rich: Brace yourself, President Trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of Global Wanking, pissing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

by JFed January 29, 2017