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A grandmother who hates her grandkids
Nan stabbed me, what a granny randrew
When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.
Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.
An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.
I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.
Playing a computer or video game at a slower speed than normal, which allows the player to have a longer reaction time, and therefore, superior performance.
This is easy to do on emulators, but some games had this mode built-in.
I can only combo all those skateboard tricks if I use granny mode.
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The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"
"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
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Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.
A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.
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There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.
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