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The act of purchasing a new shiny Apple product, only to have Apple release a newer, faster, shinier version of the same product a short time later.
Particularly relevant after signing a two year contract with AT&T in order to purchase an iPhone.
David: I just a bought a new iPhone 3Gs! Isn't it awesome?
Me: No, no – the new iPhone 4 comes out next week! You got Appled!
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Censorship or obstruction of an idea, work or method through means of micromanagement or excessive control, often unnecessary or without proper reason.
Exemplified by the dispute between Adidas and Apple in October of 2010, from which the term originates, in which Adidas canceled a $10 million contract to advertise through iAd because "Apple CEO Steve Jobs was being too much of a control freak."
I was unable to repair my car because the manufacturer appled the powertrain and I need to order parts directly from them.
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Submitting a program, proposal, or just about anything that is up for approval, and having it get rejected with no explanation as to why. Derived from the policies of the Apple App Store.
Programmer 1: I submitted a sweet 'am I hot or not' app to the store.
Programmer 2: Did they accept it?
P1: Hell no
P3: Well why not?
P1: No idea; it just got Appled.
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A shortened version of the Apples to Apples rule. When playing a game such as "Apples to Apples" or "Cards Against Humanity"; drawing a new card for your deck that would make a better answer to the question card than you laid down.
It is very frustrating and very common.
guy1: "Aw shit, this card was way better than the one I put down. My original answer doesn't even make sense!"
guy2: "Dude, you got appled."
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Getting autocorrected when using iPhone, iPad, other Apple stuff, hence the term Appled. Getting Appled (autocorrected) is really annoying!
Dad: I have to tell you something
Son: What
Dad: I'm eating your mom out tonight at 8 so you'll have to find your own dinner
Son: Um... what?
Dad: I'm not eating her out I'm taking her out to dinner. Just got Appled, stupid auto cucumber. I mean autocorrect.
Son: lol
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A term for when an individual is walking and staring at his or her iPhone or iPad, and a criminal walks up, takes it and runs off before the victim realizes what happened. It is the equivalent to walking down a street with three or four $100 bills in your hand and, as you are staring at the ground, having someone come up and rip the money out of your hand.
Guy 'where is your iPad, I thought you went everywhere with it?'
Girl 'it got appled while I was walking to the subway from my appartement."
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A card game originally made for small children where one matches nouns to a given adjective that somewhere along the line, as most things, got turned into a drinking game.
Person 1: Okay so for "Useless" I got Helen Keller, Anne Frank and Lima Beans. This is going to be the hardest Apples to Apples round yet.
Person 2: No way. It was harder when for delicious I had to pick between Megan Fox and Sandwiches.
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