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Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.
Simple-minded, repetitive and some times redundant work.
Using a lawnmower can take the grunt work out of pruning the lawn. ;)
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To take an extremely large and odorous shit while grunting profusely. Diarrhea does not count. A continuous terd is preferred. The more it is shaped like a fish the better.
What was that awful noise in the bathroom?
Oh, I ate at Taco Bell and when I got home I had to release a Grunt Fish.
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"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."
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A vocal style, mostly used by death / black metal bands. It is a very deep guttural sound, made from the back of the throat. Bands such as Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel use it as their sole vocal style, while bands like Opeth, In Flames and Dimmu Borgir use it alongside a more melodic singing voice.
Not to be confused with the Screeching, with is used by bands such as Darkthrone and Cradle Of Filth (who also use death grunts).
The new Paradise Lost record has less of the death grunts that filled their early work.
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Rendering your partner unable to shit after a solid evening of deep anal intercourse. A constipated state from compacted stool.
Hay braaaahhh. Ask your mom about her grunt plug. I hit that shit good last night.
Rachel loves anal but can’t stand the afterwards hours on the shitter trying to drop her grunt plug.
My hemorrhoids are thrombosed after that grunt plug. I need some ass salve.
A badass, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to Army Infantry. Commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
"Did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? I heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. She called the cops for their protection, not hers!"
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.