An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal
Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?
Necking on with a bird up the back wheel of your mates ploughing engine
James went haggising with some random bird in the playpen at Dorset
A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.
This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.
Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.
However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”
Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
Having sex with sheep.
Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
A woman (typically Scottish) with a soft vagina
Woman-my Haggis was destroyed last night by Spicy McHaggis