(noun): a bitter tubby guy who thinks he is hot shit.
(adjective): used as way to describe an ugly fat guy, who is a conceited douche bag
Sandy: " wow, I cant believe that hamster ass mothafucker called me a scavenger!"
Lucy: " Yeah , that fat fuck has nothing else to say, he's just bitter he couldnt get any..hahah"
Sandy: " Hamsters , these days, smh"
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a nickname for a very pointy haired, pointy nosed drummer who isn't very nice and has a high pitched-ish voice. best friends include a guitar player resembling a cross eyed rabbit and a very nice bassist slightly resembling a mouse.
Did you see hamster today? He was being such an ass, I just wanted to be like 'yo, your nose is way too pointy.'
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A type of jamb good for propagating daffodils
All the best daffodils come out of hamster jam
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Riders of customized Harley-Davidsons, usually with bolt-on parts instead of home fabricated parts.
More popular in the 1990's, when many middle-aged men had disposable income to waste on expensive paint jobs and bought-in custom parts.
Not true chopper riders.
Look at that purple and pink paint job. What a Hamster.
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A fly chick. Simular to the usage of "dime piece."
"Yo Son, I had this HAMSTER back in the day - she was fly as hell kidddd."
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A girl with an extremely narrow vaginal passage, also known as 'tight'. Hamster's are not virgins, and no amount of 'stretching' will change the diameter of the 'Hamster'.
Steve: I was nailing this girl last night, my dick almost got stuck, she was a God damn Hamster!'.
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