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Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

by Superkid16 April 11, 2020


Hancock

To have a romp with an aide who was appointed to keep you on your toes. Derived from the UK Health Minister's cctv incident in June 2021.

Husband: I have to go into the office tomorrow, we have a meeting which cannot be held over Zoom.
Wife: I hope you're not doing a Hancock behind my back.

by generalokra June 26, 2021


Hancock

To hancock is the term given to someone willing to simultaneously screw over an entire country and his marriage. It is a term associated with incompetence, distrust and hypocrisy.

Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.

by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021


hancock

that one piece character with the weird last name

boa hancock sure has a normal name!

by DM Dokuro June 22, 2022


Hancock

Verb. To lose credibility esp. through gross hypocrisy or fake apologies

He pretty well hancocked his credibility after issuing stay-at-home orders and then immediately boarding a plane to leave the state.

He really hancocked that one up when he insisted everyone be on time and then showed up 30 minutes late.

by LccLlc December 1, 2020


Hancock

To hide wetting your self by shiting your pants.

The Government did a Hancock.

by Tories united December 14, 2021


Hancock

Rubbing a males genitalia side to side on a woman while stood up and grabbing her bum with one hand and pulling her in to feel it.

Look at him doing a Hancock on her.

by Weazyd June 27, 2021