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also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles
When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.
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the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
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A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.
"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."
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when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.
she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger
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A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.
Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.
n. A driver that stays in the passing lane without moving over to let faster cars pass by. This driver is married to the cruise control and forces other cars to pass him/her on the inside or outside lane (depending on what part of the world you are from).
Traffic was moving slowly because a lane hanger.
Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.
2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.
3. Momentary distance from gratification.
Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.
Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.