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Desk Hermit

Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.

Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!

by HappyDays2126 November 22, 2010


Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017


Hermit hoe

A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.

Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.

by Turtletot February 6, 2018


HERMIT MAFIA

The Ones Of The Highest Order. Just Like A Bill Our Face Can Change But Our Value Is Never Taken Away. It Is A New Time. Hermit Mafia Must Prosper.

HERMIT MAFIA changed my life for the better.

by Elotez December 8, 2021


Hermit's Mom

A white woman who sleeps with black gentlemen

Hermit's Mom loves Tyrone

by Tony the Garboon May 12, 2021


Pussy Hermit

A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life

Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit

by Lightningmcqueef February 11, 2019


hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.

Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.

by Steve J March 14, 2020