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Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
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Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.
Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.
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Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.
Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.
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The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
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The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.
Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.
1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.
*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.
2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.
Examples:
1.Noun:
Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.
2.Noun:
*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!
The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?
Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!