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The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.
"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"
"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."
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Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.
She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!
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When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.
"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."
A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.
Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.
bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot
"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'
'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.
"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"
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