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fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
A word to describe a guy called jack who looks identical to a guy named mattie. Both will have dandruff and smegma
That Jack Pyatt is such a hopelessness
San Hopeless is another term for San Jose California. if you are a born and raised Land Shark you understand why the term fits.
I'm from san hopeless
An individual who, despite deciding to take on an enormous workload, insists upon avoiding any and all responsibility, and still expects success.
Teacher: "Okay, How many of you were hopeless lerps and forgot your course objective sheet?"
*twelve hands*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh*
Someone who is in love with the idea of meeting someone on an online video game and then falling in love with each other.
"A hopeless romantic? Nah I'm more of a hopeless GAMER romantic!"
Peyton Regan: someone who longs for love
Omg she's such a Hopeless romantic
A phrase that has been consistently confused for “HELPLESS romantic”, but people continue to use because people who know better are so afraid to correct erroneous or nonsensical words these days. The original phrase “HELPLESS lover” means someone who CAN’T HELP falling in love, e.g. they fall in love very easily. “Hopeless romantic” may have become a joke that’s a play on the originally phrase, implying that someone loves romance but it ends up badly for them. Unfortunately millennials and younger generations took “hopeless romantic” as the synonymous with HELPLESS romantic and ran with it without anyone ever correcting it.
“Yeah, I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic.”
“Uh, you mean *helpless* romantic?”