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Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
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to poop. especially in the woods.
release the chocolate hostages! Now!
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To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.
Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.
Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.
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I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.
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You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.
Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
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When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign
Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!