Rattle and Hum

To rattle and hum is to hold your dick in a woman's mouth and rattle it while grasping the back of her head with your other hand. The sound she makes should be a gargling humming sound. It is advised that this technique be used during the act of face-fucking. Alternatively, R+H can be used in any orifice given how taut it is, or has become, from other endeavors. To pull off the move, one must have a licentious yet controlled aggression so as to not injure yourself or your partner.

I performed the Rattle and Hum with the ol ball n' chain yesterday.

electric hum

The act of wearing a vibrating cock ring on one's tongue and proceeding to slowly stimulate the mythical clitorus.

"Adrian is not boyfriend material, but he gives a damn good electric hum."

Hum Noi

Hum noi is Thai slang for small penis.

“Hey you over there you have a hum noi”

hum lover

another name for vibrator or dildo

She went so long without dick that she brought the hum lover out of the bedside table.

hum-dinger

n. something that's really funny, as a joke, or perhaps an occurance that was exciting or funny. syn. doozey.

1. this dude bumped my car the other day. i got a hum-dinger of a scratch on it.
2. did you see ho much air he got? that was a hum-dinger.

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hum yum

the idiots who try to run there boat into u on 4th of july when ur trying to watch the fireworks, the hum yums r the reason u cant put ur anchor down because u always have to be on a look out so that u can move ur boat if u see a hum yum. alot of these hum yums r either drunk morons or old blind peaple! so stay clear of them!

there r many many hum yums on lake winnipesaukee
hum yums should die!!!!!!!!

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Humming Ludacris

A phrase spoken when falling asleep or passing out during oral or vagina sex to avoid woman becoming upset. The phrase can either buy you time or will cause confusion and take the focus off of your biff.

(couple during intercourse)
Woman: Are you sleeping!?
Man: No, I'm just humming Ludacris.

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