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Stories, jokes, or comments spoken by an engineer that are funny only to other engineers. Appreciating the wit of engineer humor often requires advanced application of physical sciences, mathematics, computer science, and/or abstract thought.
Example of Engineer Humor
First Engineer: Hey Harold, how many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Second Engineer: About 3.14159.
(Both laugh hysterically)
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girl who laughs at almost anything, usually an easy target for drunk dudes looking for an easy lay
Jack's after that humor slut Jill, it'll only take him about 20 minutes to get laid.
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Dark humor is joking about you or someone's trauma but still keeping it funny. It's not direct bullying. Dark humor is NOT directly bullying a specific group/race of people and calling it dark humor as an excuse.
Jake: “I could kick an orphan. What's it gonna do? Call its parents?”
Thomas: “Hahahahahahahahahah! Funny dark humor joke, Jake!"
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This phrase is often misused. It means: being able to perceive comical things.
However, it is often used to accuse others of a lack thereof when the person fails to laugh at someone else's expense. Or when the person fails to laugh WITH those who are laughing AT him.
Many if not most people say "sense of humor" when they mean "C'mon, let us have a little fun at your expense."
For example, Albert falls while trying a ballet pirouette. Just because his friends find it funny doesn't mean they should laugh. Why? Because real friends spare the feelings of their friends. However, it is OK to laugh if Albert gives them permission. How does he do this? By laughing at himself first.
"Albert, that fatty, fell while trying his ballet moves. We all started laughing. He didn't laugh because he has no sense of humor."
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The type of humor heard in an Honor's and or AP classroom. Characterized by being completely lacking of anything normal people would find funny. Usually said loud, and is followed by the entire class (except for a select, unlucky few) bursting into an obnoxious fit of laughter.
Honors Student: Epic Fail. You are full of fail. SKA-DOOSH!
Whole Class: HAHAHAHAHAH! Your are BEAST!
Me: *sighh* Honors humor sucks.
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Something that FN twitter doesn’t get.
remy: hey this account is dark humor only
person: ok
remy *actually posts dark humor*
person: that’s offensive you’re canceled <3
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Humor that's supposed to be out of the ordinary because some people find normal jokes boring.
Example of Dark Humor
Me: My heroes are the people who killed Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
Friend: Who are they?
Me: They're the kids who shot up Columbine High School.
Friend: Who the hell would shoot up their school? Only a monster would do that.
Me: That's why that the people who killed them are my heroes.
Friend: Ok makes sense.
10 Minutes later.
Friend: Wait a second.
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