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Beer-o'clock, for those serving in the armed forces.
"Bloody hell, is it beer-hundred hours already Field Marshall?"
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1)to express a thought (usually about a negative subject) in an uninhibited manner. 100% truth.
2)it is a way of preparing a person for a statement that may be uncomfortable in its direct and truthful nature.
1)after hinting to my roommate for weeks about the rent, she still didn't pay up, so i had to hit her with the ONE HUNDRED , (100%) and tell her, "LOOK, make good with your half or get out."
2)look, you're my boy, my best friend, and i know you like her and all but yo, i gotta hit you with the ONE HUNDRED ,(100%)the chick looks like a cheese spider.
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The funny devil number, but even funnier because it has the funny sex word in it.
Me: LOL sex hundred sexy sex!
Entire Class: Shut up.
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A person who spends 500 dollars and drives 1000 miles to meet a 3/10 girl to fuck
Did you hear about Sanjay driving 1000 miles and spending 500 dollars to fuck a girl? he is a five hundred buck cuck
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A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.
Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!
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A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after
weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!
The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.
Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...