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When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!
Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"
Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*
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Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
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Refer to the tropical icicle... That but with a pineapple
Guy #1: I finally scored with Tiffany last night!
Guy #2: Nice bro!
Guy #1: Yea, but I think she might just be really slutty, when I went down on her she was super wide...Tasted good though...
Guy #2: Dude, she must have tried the tropical iceberg man! Stay away from that shit, she's probably crazy.
When a person send only pictures of their face, only to reveal on a first date that there is a lot more beneath that
Hey man how did your date go? Well she seemed pretty cute until I showed up to the date, and realized she was icebergging me
When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.
What happened to that girl you met online ?
Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.
A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.
Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!
The sexual act of a dominant partner putting a scoop of ice cream up against the anus of their non-dominant partner and the dominant partner sticks their penis through the ice cream scoop and into the anus
Me and my girlfriend tried The Iceberg last night.
My girlfriend didn’t make me a sandwich so I punished her with The Iceberg.
Dude have you ever tried The Iceberg with your girlfriend?