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One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.
Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE
Vodka, gin, rum, tequila, gran mariner, red bull and a splash of coke. Like a long island but different.
I had three wrong island iced teas last night and woke up in my neighbors attic wearing his wife's wedding gown. I won't make that mistake again. Wrong island iced tea is dangerous.
When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.
I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.
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the best recipe ever....
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
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A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.
"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"
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An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.
Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."
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It's something me and my friend came up with for when, say there are adults around and you arent permitted to say curse words!
It means Shit!!! Literally...if you take the first letter of each word it spells SHIT!!! XD
Teacher: Where is your homework??
You: sugar-honey-iced-tea...i left it at home...
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