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A mockery to Genshin Impact (and possibly Honkai Impact 3rd), games developed by a Chinese game developer Mihoyo due to the game allowing many kind of builds like DPS, Sub-DPS, Tanks, and Healers but like 80% of enemies in the game has millions of HP and the challenges itself are usually a 3-7 minutes time attack so any other builds other than DPS and Sub-DPS are heavily discouraged unless during fights against Vishaps which requires shields to mitigate absurd AoE burst damages and Rifthounds which requires heals to mitigate bleed damages, also it doesn't help that artifacts stats are heavily affected by RNG and are more biased to give you DEF and HP buff.
"How the fuck do i kill a Stonehide Lawachurl in just fucking 45 seconds!? This bullshit game should've been just named DPS Impact."
A type of player that in CSGO gets mad and beats their partners. They usually have some form of brain damage which causes them to think they are doing something in the game but in reality they don't.
He is an impact player.
I am an impact player.
A game where people cry and lose their 50/50 to their fictional characters and sell their house to play that game while being a whale also a game where people fear grass in game and in real life
A very common cause for homelessness and crippling debt. Many people that have been experiencing this will also never be seen outside.
Normal Person: “Why are you asking for more money? This is the third time this week!”
Genshin Player: “Sorry, but Nahida’s banner is in like three days and I can’t miss out on her..”
Normal Person: “What is wrong with you?!”
Genshin Player: I play Genshin Impact”
for fuck's sake it's genshin impact not jenshin impact
The Best Mobile Game Award Goes to Jenshin Impact
- Mobile game awards
Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time
"A game made for the filthy, hentai watchers who want to spend some cash or just burn their entire wallet over some anime girl drawings and and a 3D version of them. This game has shown to have a definitely not toxic community that definitely does not complain over wrong skin colors on a drawing on Twitter, and definitely not a community that only speaks in their own lingo.
According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.
If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.
Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."
youtuber: "this video is sponsored by an incredible game, genshin impact-"
person 1: what happened?????
person 2: he died
person 1: why?
person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*
Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.
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