tech week

The week or two proceeding an opening performance of a play in which actors, crew members, and techies are forced to stay and perfect the play to all hours of the night. It makes all members feel as if they live in the theater. Often known as hell week, it brings about feelings of stress, nervousness, anxiety, anger, exhaustion, and, on a rare occasion, happiness.

Johnny: Would you like to go on a date tonight?
Andrea: I can't, I have tech week.

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Anal Week

Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!

Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?

Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-

Boy: ALRIGHT! ANAL WEEK w00t w00t!

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screw week

That unique time of year when the college student puts the moves on their close friend of the opposite sex before summer break in order for a week long sex binge to occur. The week may be spent with the same partner or multiple partners but the goal is to get as much sex in as possible before the four month long summer kicks in where opportunity for sex isn't as easy as a walk across the dorm hallway.

Guy:"So were almost done school and I probably won't see you before we come back...I was wondering if..."

Girl:"Yeah sure, make it quick though I gotta get as much sex in as possible."

Guy:"Best screw week ever."

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freak week

A week where each day you do freaky things like on Monday sit on somebody's lap Day Tuesday twerk in front of somebody day

This week is freak week you doing it?

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Gaming week

The best fucking week I wanna ever had (but no Fortnite)

It’s gaming week my bros

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AP Week

The vague period in which AP exams are administered by collegeboard (though testing 'week' is actually two weeks). >_>

This all occurs in the beginning of May, when some kids begin to panic and study; others nap and smoke weed. Whatever works (or doesn't).

AP Week is coming up .. but since I'm a senior and I don't care about credit, I'll probably sleep through all my exams.

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Jam week

A term describing the period of time when a girl is on her period. It's origin is rather obvious.

A: I bet you can't wait to get back and do her hard
B: Alas no, it's Jam week, goddamnit

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