When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak
Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.
the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.
Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.
"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "
any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.
I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.
a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.
Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!