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Inch King

When a small man gives a woman his full inch length.

Casey gave his wife the inch king last night

by Barracudaaaa September 23, 2013


golden inch

A man's foreskin, which can often extend an inch over or past the head of the penis then still cover during an erection or boner.

"Man, I'm so pissed that they chopped off my golden inch!!"
Chau from 'Off Centre' used this term in Episode 20 of Season 1 after recalling events from his birth.

by ben6666666 December 19, 2008


3 inches

a boy at deactur that trys to flaunt his stuff, but he really doesnt have anything.

girl this boy was flaunting his stuff like he had something and when i got down there all i could do was laugh cuz it was just 3 inches!

by gangsteralot February 14, 2005

71πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Seven Inches

1) Lenght of an above average penis.

2) Size penis that someone who has a really small penis will claim to have.

"Didn't ---- tell everyone that he was hung with seven inches?" "Yeah, but the two girls he slept with said he had a baby dick!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

173πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


girl inches

Girl inches is a measuring unit for the penis that is based on a girl’s perception of the penis rather than the actual length and/or girth of the penis.

Girl inches can be caused by an exaggeration or miscalculation on part of the male who is relaying to the female how large his penis is. It can also be caused by a general ignorance in the literal size of penises on part of the female, and also exaggeration on part of the female to increase the status of the man she is reciprocating with (ie β€œMy man has a bigger dick than your man”).

Paul: My girl said her ex was packing 10 inches…

Matt: Oh Zack? He’s barely bigger than me. 7.5 tops. She’s just using girl inches to make you feel bad. She’s TOXIC

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 1, 2022

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


woman inches

A woman's estimate of penis length, that is usually a couple inches larger than the penis actually is. Most likely due to the fact that they view them from a different angle, are gauging by eye and the phenomenon known as "man inches"

If a dick's 5 inches, it's "like, totally 6 or 7"

If a dick's 6 inches, it's "like, totally, 7 or 8"

If a dick's 8+ inches, it's "huge, like 11 inches or something"

Girl 1: "OMG, I just fuckde a guy with, like, a 12 inch dick."

Girl 2: "You know 12 inches past the 100th percentile, right? I highly doubt that his dick was that big. You we're probably measuring in woman inches"

Girl 1: "Nah, it was totally 12 inches, he even said so."

Girl 2: "You do realise that most porn dicks are only 7-9 inches, don't you? Trust me, you'd probably be crying/unable to walk right now if it actually was 12 inches"

by Altsareforpussies August 28, 2015

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


6 inches

average penis size of white males

Joe: Mine is six inches how big is yours?
Jeff: Mine is too!

by Othello March 2, 2005

562πŸ‘ 381πŸ‘Ž