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Instagram Hoe

A girl who will always pose or do something sexy for their pictures on instagram to get likes and then if the picture doesn't get enough likes they take it down. They are also the ones talking about how guys only want them for their body and crap like that. They are basically attention whores.

John...I bet you if her picture gets no likes she takes it down.
Tom.... Ight Bet
....11 Likes in 24hrs ....Photo Deleted
John...Pay Up
Tom... How'd you know!?!
John... She a instagram Hoe. A materialistic Bitch who Only care about likes/compliments.
Tom... What a damn shame

You: Hey ive seen your pics on instagram and i would really like to know you.
Her: Nooo you just like my body and want me for sex.
You: No i really want to get to know you.
Her: Im not interested in people who just care about looks. Bye.
You: WTF. Guess she was another Instagram Hoe.

by .:Torch:.15 February 28, 2014

220๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


instagram model

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.

Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one

by KGenevieve October 26, 2013

609๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Instagram whore

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.

Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them.

Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram

by Your friendly hater April 9, 2017

56๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Instagram Thot

A dirty ass bitch that posts exclusively sexual videos, pictures, etc. For views and followers.
These tramps usually post pictures of their asses over and over again from different angles and perspectives.

Oh yeah Sommer, she just an instagram thot!

by Drippy-DJ July 12, 2017

370๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Instagram whore

1. One who posts way too many posts/pictures on the social media app of Instagram.

2. One who posts almost naked/comepletely naked pictures of themselves on Instagram

1. What the hell, Joe! Stop fucking posting ten pictures on Instagram every second!
2. Nikki keeps posting pictures of her half-naked. What an Instagram whore!

by Nah I'm Cool November 2, 2013

116๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


instagram bitch

Instagram Bitch is a highly covenant position that is not taken lightly. The Instagram Bitch spends hours planning the perfect clothing, hair, makeup, accessories, location, and lighting in which to take the perfect selfie to later edit and filter to ensure that it looks candid and natural. The Instagram Bitch is typically under 30 and can spend upwards of $7K on an outfit and never wear it again, and they definitely want to show you their new Chanel Boy Bag! They LOVE to talk about "bold colors", "nude" lips, and stacked lashes. Sometimes they use their children to push adds and sponsors. They want to make sure that you always know what their "Faves" are. However, these are typically based on who their sponsor of the week is. The Instagram Bitch wasn't always an Instagram Bitch, no, if you look back 255 weeks into their account you can often see the remnants of a "regular" person wearing non designer clothing and posting pictures of their family and friends- before the selfies took over. However, the excessive followers, likes, and comments eventually blew up and gave the Instagram Bitch their final crowning touch- a huge ego.

Basically, the Instagram Bitch (IB) is a person who wears scantly clad clothing (that they typically get for free), heavy makeup, and are always trying to sell you things that you don't need (Waist cinches, detox tea, protein shakes, ridiculous jewelry, and carb blockers).

However, despite the manufactured beauty you simply cannot look away!

Amy: "Have you seen Pink Peonies, Jayde Nicole, and Amrezy's new outfits?!"
Leela: "No.. I am not sure who you are talking about...."
Amy: " Duh.. get on Instagram! oh...hey, have you seen my mail, I am waiting for my detox tea and waist clincher to come?"
Leela:"Oh.... you must mean those Instagram Bitches, right?"

by Notaninstabitch December 26, 2015

33๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Instagram King

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the Instagram King after he became the only korean male idol to have two individual posts over 8 plus million likes on Instagram.

Without having a personal Instagram handle, Kim Taehyung, is the first Korean male celebrity to break 5 million, 6 million, 7 million, and 8 million likes in sequence only with BTS' official posts.

Instagram King Taehyung creates record and breaks his own record each day.

by kpop crunch July 12, 2021

27๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž