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A Quickie involving at least one Asian.
LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice
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dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds
I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.
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The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.
Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday
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Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.
Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
Basically love at first sight.
"Since the first day we met, I had an instant crush on him."
someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.
-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."
-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!
-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...