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When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan
Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
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Usually occurs to one who lives in an apartment building with a shared laundry facility. When a person goes down to the laundry room, they will often if not always find that their clothes have been taken out of either the washer or the dryer and has been scattered all over the floor or piled angrily in a corner to free the laundry machines and make way for someone else's tastless and soiled clothes.
The victim will often feel as though their privacy has been invaded knowing that strangers have rummaged through their clothes and under garments, how awful!
A: Oh my, Laundry Privacy Invasion rates have been on the rise!
B: I know! I had to get security cameras installed because I had TWO invasions last week! The worst part is that last time I arrived at the scene, my boxers with Sylvester the cat prints on em' were missing....
A: You gotta watch out man, whoever took em' prolly has your SIN number, all the PINs to your bank accounts, your medical records etc. by now!
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1) the modern equivalent of "today Poland, tomorrow the world
2) perhaps the beginning of world War 3
Not only did the world lose its faith in humanity, but during the 2022 invasion of ukraine putin became nostradamus's third antichrist
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When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.
Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.
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something that needs to fucking end right fucking now. or else ukraine will be fucking destroyed. one of the worst events in 2022.
IF PUTIN KEEPS INVADING THE RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE WILL FUCKING PERSIST SO SCREW RUSSIAN INVADERS 2022 NEEDS TO BE A LOT BETTER
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RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE HOW FUCKING PATHETIC
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A modern day version of today Poland, tomorrow the world as proclaimed by German troops on Sept 1, 1939
The 2022 invasion of ukraine, at least to putin, is the precursor to the invasion of other countries like the Baltic states.
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