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a noun which means referes to something funny
1:the school is on fire!
2:Jokes!
a:lets put arsanic in the coffee it will be jokes
b: hehe jokes
I:...and thats why its called spotted dick
II:ahahaha you give me so much jokes
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A word used to describe sumthing funny, or when you are being scarcastic. Its usually used by fly girls, or townies and preps.
HA!! I just pushed that kid down the hill and he split his lip!!!
HAHA thats jokes!!
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A phrase is said in sarcasm but is followeed by a sharp contrast with the phrase "NOT". This joke can be said either seriously or with obvious sarcasm. Often times the humor in the joke is in how obnoxious the "NOT" sounds. A 'not joke' is intended to put a person on the spot and embarrass him. It should be used when someone is really proud of something they've done. There is a pause between the statement and following "NOT". It was made popular by the movie Borat.
My 4 year old cousin was doing a puzzle. When he was done, he came up to me and said "look what I done mikey" I said "oh that's really impressize" 'pause' "NOT!!" He started crying and ran away. Needless to say it was hilarious and I laughed hysterically. My not joke worked perfectly.
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someone who was born a worthless life, as their only purpose was to be laughed at
(someone who nobody likes)
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great word, use it all the time, meaning 2.funny, 1.cool, 1.sweet, or 3.suprised hilarity... well worth remembering
1. Other person: Safe, I havent seen u in a while, where have u been?
Me: I have been rock climbing, and getting wasted.
Other person: Jokes...
2. Dude that shit is JOKES!
3. Wow dude, check out the patterns on that piece of chocolate! NO DONT EAT IT!!!..... jokes, u fuckin eejut.
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a ferari?
I don't have a ferari in my garage.
XD
shits wrong, but funny as hell
funniest joke ever
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Another way of saying I was 'kidding' or 'just kidding'.
1. Jill: Happy Birthday Sarah!
Sarah: Uh, its not my birthday?
Jill: Oh, jokes!!
2. You look so terrible in that outfit... jokes, you look amazing!
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