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Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."
A name used to replace a publication name when referring to a horrible piece of journalism. Arm Pit Journalism should contain a brainless stream of text and pictures as is typically present in popular media sources and be written as if the author were born in an armpit.
Golly me. Another brainless editorial out of Arm Pit Journalism, The Tacoma Tribune.
The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
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(post post ger-nah-liz-em) noun. the situating that occurs when one has the opportunity to watch one’s fatal demise from a position of relative comfort, then having survived the incident one gives an aural as well as visual account of the harrowing situation from a position of relative comfort
Wolf Blitzer: OMG! Look at that plane's fucked up front wheel! How will they ever land it?
other talking head: I don’t know. Let’s watch it all later.
Wolf Blitzer: Now this just in…
Later in Situation Room:
Wolf Blitzer: We now have a CNN exclusive interview with a CNN correspondent who just happened to be on that plane with the fucked up front wheel. Let’s tune in .
survivor/reporter: …So, there we were. We watched our plane going around and around for 3 hours on the tv screens in the backs of the seats in front of us. And we didn’t die in a fiery crash either. OMFG! This is definitely a case of post post journalism.
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takin' it old school...you know, back when writing your thoughts meant putting a pen to the paper.
Keri was too busy admiring her hand-written journaling skills to update her online journal.
When you lie about the source of an image
"Where did you get that picture?"
"The Wall Street Journal
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Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.
The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.
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