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The act by which someone is to forcefully kick another while utilizing both feet in the process.
Bernard was stuck in the cat house, and then Betsy kangaroo kicked him in the stomach.
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When you run out of toilet paper after taking a shit and u have to hop liek a kangaroo wiht ur pants down to get some out of the closet or where ever it is
that was teh worse case of a dirty kangaroo ever!
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Reverse Kangaroo: 1)California Valley slang for a sexual position where the woman analy rides the man facing him while she smacks him in the face with the bottoms of her feet. 2) New Australian for using a toilet backwards, and leaving skidmarks on the front side of the bowl.
1) She broke my nose when we tried the Reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.
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This is when after anal sex with a fellow lady friend, you insert your testicles in her anus.Letting it clamp up, and jumping like a kangaroo to get them out.
I kangaroo balled Christina last night, in the end both of us were crying.
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a fine ass, not huge, but one that you just have to grab on to. one that when a girl walks by, your eyes just automatically follow its bouncing movement, like a jumping kangaroo.
"Damn, dude, you see the ass on her? my head spun around so fastt I cracked my neck."
"Yeah, man, she got a kangaroo ass!"
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An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)
I hated Kangaroo Jack so much, I shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.
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Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.