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when you want to jump off a building
Mrs.Segui flew across the room and I wanted to kermit suicide
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The trashiest couple they not a W couple like quaneily and faithy they are worst than quafqithy. They suck they dont even tell their friends there together. They did eat that they thought they rlly ate but they didnt
Person: omg did u hear jazzy and kermit are dating
Alaya and Phoenix: no they didnt even tell us😱
The act of exercise thats pretty much it
Dude you need to chill with the kermit-cides you gunna get hurt some day
A man, typically from the thoroughbred family, with an absolutely monstrous cock. Prefers Jack Daniels, hence the last name, and isn't afraid to go 10-0 on the pong table. A man that the women run to and the boys want to be.
All the girls love Kermit Daniels. Probably because he just destroyed Eric on the pong table.
Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed
He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts
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Kermit Get in my bed and we watch shrek and emoji movie woooh
Kermit The froggo is the best froggo of all he so spicy he ate my pig his favorite word is BILLY he also hates jenna marbles cause you stole his name kermit has a fetish over tea and is a furry he also loves my bed
He also really loves friday but some extra information is this just som fun facts
look up kermit fan fic
The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”
I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.
A phrase used between two autistic people to describe when one of them, does something that it blatantly autistic. Can also be referred to as a "Kermit." Things that can be described as a "Kermitable Offense" are dislike of bright lights, flashing lights, sudden loud noises, dislike of textures of food, a dislike of sensations like being wet, slimy, or itchy, or an obsessive knowledge of one very oddly specific topic (ie trains, robots, monsters, anime, etc.)
Origins are from the image of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the Shrimp with the caption: "I'm gonna be real with you chief, you might be autistic."
Person 1: "Hey did you know that there is no exact canonical description of what the map of the Island of Sodor looks like? And that it's different in many continuities?"
Person 2: "Alright, but knowing that is a Kermitable Offense."