kitchen sink

a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me, okay friend?

Pepe: a kitchen sink is an appliance.

Rare Pepe: a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me

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kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

whippin in the kitchen

making or cooking drugs usually dope or crack

he’s whippin in the kitchen

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kitchen pass

Getting permission from your wife/girlfriend to go out.

Hey man, did you get a kitchen pass for Friday?

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Kitchen Theory

The natural tendency during a house party for most of the party goers to congregate in the kitchen instead of the living room or some other area.

There is debate as to why this occurs- whether because of proximity to the alcohol, because it is a large open space without furniture (usually), or if there is a table then it is suitable for games like flipcup or beer pong. Whatever the reason, this occurs naturally without any conscious decision by the party goers.

Recently arrived party guest finds the living room empty only to see everyone standing around in the kitchen.

Guest: Why the hell is everyone standing around in here?

Drunken bro: Oh shit. I don't know man, Kitchen Theory.

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Kitchen Thot

A whore for twerking in the kitchen and spanking themselves with kitchen untensils.

Dylan:*twerks in the kitchen*
Lila: ugh you kitchen thot

Kitchen foul

Unacceptable kitchen etiquette. Being needlessly messy when preparing food.
Compare party foul.

"Did you just wipe your greasy hands on the towel without washing them first? Kitchen foul, bro."