Someone who is a big fish in a small pond who thinks they're fancy but are really pretty basic.
Ex. That koi boy is always popping off.
Ex. That koi girl thinks her shit is high fashion when it's five and dime
An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.
James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”
is a joke started in a whatsapp chat group to bully a certain person named prithvi but it turns out it can be used against any person who's annoying
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"