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When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
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A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.
It's payday and the end of the week. I'll take a redneck lawnmower!
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When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.
Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)
Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
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1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion
2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
"Robyn has a few pubes in her teeth, but I bet Scott liked that Somalian lawnmower."
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When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.
"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"
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When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.
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Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.
Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
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