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getting denied at places of business for appearing like a junky
Steve tried to pawn his guitar for drug money, even tho its in perfect condition he was told to get out.
Thats for sure some junky leave
Leaving a tip: upon finishing doggy style intercourse you leave a “tip” to the lovely woman by inserting the penis tip into the woman’s butthole (just the tip) this is leaving a tip on the way out
Leaving a tip: “Last night my boyfriend left me a nice tip after he fucked me, my asshole still hurts!”
A woman that begins a relationship with a man who leaves, almost immediately, overseas for active military duty. She will consistently rants about how much she misses and loves the man after knowing him for a short period of time.
I'm so tired of looking at her posts, one minute its "I wish my man was not so far away", next it's "I'm so in love and couldn't be happier". Way to fall for the pick up line "I'm leaving soon and don't you love your country?" She's such a leave girl.
A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
person 1: hows your day going?
person 2: my dad went shopping for E-Cigs so hes leaving me
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A song written by Nina Simone. This song was created to resemble blacks being lynched.(hanging of the blacks).
Strange Fruit by Nina Simone
Blood on the leaves.
"Southern trees Bear strange fruit Blood on the leave And blood at the roots Black bodies Swinging in the southern breeze Strange fruit hangin' From the poplar trees"
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When you miss work due to your partying the night before, much like a parent misses work for the birth of their baby.
After last night, Steve was so hungover that he needed to take a fraternity leave
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