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The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina
So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina
Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.
"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"
The lonely leftover Altoid or Lifesaver you find in your pocket, between the small coins and the not-yet-quite-used Kleenex.
"Do you have a gum for me?" - "Sorry, no... but I can offer you a lint mint!"
1. Someone who performs sexual favors for whatever you are able to pay, i.e., the lint in your pocket.
2. Someone who will perform a dare for the attention, masking it by demanding something in return, even if it's almost nothing.
"She offered me a blowjob for $3.50 because it was all I had. What a lint whore."
"Bob took the <insert latest social media challenge> because I gave him a dollar to do it."
The lint that collects within someone's belly button. Often ignored by the person who owns the belly button only to later be discovered by the person they're hooking up with.
Can you believe that Chad had belly lint? That's so fucking gross.
Random fuzzies or hairs that fall out of the vag area
Damn, who left twat lint on the toilet seat again?
A term used to describe a phenomenon when a woman wears brand new, sloppily manufactured underwear from which after a long day of activity will have shed loose cotton bits that often adhere to the moist or topographical areas on her genitals.
“Aww! Babe you got a little makeshift mitten for you kitten... you got some clit lint:):) Adorable”