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Small bottles of liquor that are sold as samples. The same tiny bottles of liquor are used on airplanes to make mixed drinks.
The small bottles are desirable for being sneaky (i.e. hide them in your pockets, purse...)
We wanted to get our drunk started at the movie theatre so we brought some airplane liquor to spike our drinks.
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When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.
I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.
A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.
Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.
phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
I had my liquor lenses on and didn’t notice she’s maybe a 2.5 on a good day.
She jerked me off and I shot my bird liquor all over her sheets.
a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.
"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."
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What do you want from the gas station? Get me some shit liquor I'm tired as fuck.
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